sky on July 09, 2008, 06:34:01 AM
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to
get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and
said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen
sample tomorrow."


The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.


The doctor asked what happened and the man

explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I

tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried

with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked

my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,

then her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen,
the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
 
 
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the
jar open."

 8) :D ;D
"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt
and dance like you do when nobody's watching"

wolfman on July 09, 2008, 04:11:31 PM

mr. nice on July 10, 2008, 11:45:53 AM
gawa na po ang
Better to have a slow bike, and ride it fast...than have a fast bike and ride it slow...

Piaggio TYPHOON
"Coniglio"

mr. nice on July 10, 2008, 11:52:56 AM
gawa na po ang BAGYONG FRANK!!!;D  thanks to all dudes and bros for the warm welcome at the roud ups. thanks sky CHEERS!!! :D :D :D
Better to have a slow bike, and ride it fast...than have a fast bike and ride it slow...

Piaggio TYPHOON
"Coniglio"

sky on July 10, 2008, 12:01:57 PM
hahahah, it took a while bago ko na gets,  TYPHOON FRANK!!!! wooooot, wooot,, wootttt, easy on the throtle dude.............

chairs!
 8)

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt
and dance like you do when nobody's watching"

Fast Relief on July 10, 2008, 05:00:54 PM
gawa na po ang BAGYONG FRANK!!!;D  thanks to all dudes and bros for the warm welcome at the roud ups. thanks sky CHEERS!!! :D :D :D

was able to see this typhoon(the scooter), malakas talaga! ;D

congrats!
PX200E

some things are best left unsaid, but nothing is best left un-fixed

ryandude on July 10, 2008, 05:57:02 PM
gawa na po ang BAGYONG FRANK!!!;D  thanks to all dudes and bros for the warm welcome at the roud ups. thanks sky CHEERS!!! :D :D :D

aba aba aba! bagyo pala ha mr. nice ayus yan bili kanaman ng vespa dude. lam ko nauna roudup bago ka nakapag  register dito hehehe!!! WELCOME TO VESPINOY! ;)


ride with passion and style...  go vespa go!!!

wolfman on July 11, 2008, 02:32:53 PM
joke time! hehehe...

Bisaya 1: " Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."!
Bisaya 2: " Dili bay!"
Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?"
Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat
niya sa likud o, "'SAFARI'.

direkyey on July 11, 2008, 03:42:54 PM
joke time! hehehe...

Bisaya 1: " Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."!
Bisaya 2: " Dili bay!"
Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?"
Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat
niya sa likud o, "'SAFARI'.

Mwahahahaha! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Riding a scooter is like eating steak and having sex at the same time. It's wonderful.
-Mikey Teutul/American Chopper

EuroScoot, Inc.

Scars are tattoos with stories to tell - Unknown

2001 Ford Explorer Sport Trac
2012 150 cc. 4T Stella

mr. nice on July 11, 2008, 03:44:19 PM
was able to see this typhoon(the scooter), malakas talaga! ;D

congrats!



tenk you sir...
Better to have a slow bike, and ride it fast...than have a fast bike and ride it slow...

Piaggio TYPHOON
"Coniglio"

spank me on July 11, 2008, 05:57:53 PM
joke time ulit:


elmo: dok, ano gagawin ko para bumiti ang pakiramdam ko?

dok: mag diyeta ka para mabawasan ang taba mo, umiwas ka na sa sigarilyo at alak, tapos pumunta ka sa doktor sa mata!

elmo: doktor sa mata!?! bakit naman dok?

dok: para mabasa mo yung karatula sa pinto! beterinaryo ako tanga! yung doktor na kailangan mo nasa 2nd floor!
Meliora Eligo!

http://kitton060708.multiply.com/

Mabuhay ang Euroscoot!

direkyey on July 11, 2008, 08:54:15 PM
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Good:   Your wife and you agree, no more kids
Bad:     You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly:    Your daughter borrowed them

Good:   Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:     You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly:    You're in them

Good:   Your wife understands fashion
Bad:     She's a cross-dresser
Ugly:    She looks better than you

Good:   Your son's finally maturing
Bad:     He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly:    So are you

Good:   Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter
Bad:     She keeps interrupting
Ugly:    With corrections

Good:   Your wife's not talking to you
Bad:     She wants a divorce
Ugly:    She's a lawyer

Good:   The postman's early
Bad:     He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly:    You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good:   Your daughter got a new job
Bad:     As a hooker
Ugly:    Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good:   You're son is dating someone new
Bad:     It's another man
Ugly:    He's your best friend

Good:   You're wife is pregnant.
Bad:     It's triplets
Ugly:    You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Riding a scooter is like eating steak and having sex at the same time. It's wonderful.
-Mikey Teutul/American Chopper

EuroScoot, Inc.

Scars are tattoos with stories to tell - Unknown

2001 Ford Explorer Sport Trac
2012 150 cc. 4T Stella

Daddy D on July 18, 2008, 05:22:20 PM


Randy, Ryandude, etc. punta na tayo sa 2211!!!

eurotrash on July 18, 2008, 10:44:25 PM
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up
your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent
it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is
$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--
$40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a  foreigner  -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--
$20

Sleeping with your best friend spouse -- $150

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

spank me on July 19, 2008, 05:15:20 PM
IQ test! complete the phrases given only their initials.

example: 24 H in a D
answer: 24 hours in a day

Use your common sense.

1. 7 D a W

2. 12 M in a Y

3. 2 W of a B

4. 9 L of a C

5. 3 H of a C

6. 7 D S

7. 9 M of P

8. 8 T of an O

9. 7 C of the W

10. 10 Y in a D

11. 28 D in F

12. 6 S of a H

13. 10 C in a M

14. 7 W of the W

15. 5 F in a F

16. 366 D in a L Y

17. 7 C of the R

18. 60 S in a M

19. 26 L of the A

20. 4 C of a S

17 above, your a genius... di maka 17...ewan ko na lang :P
Meliora Eligo!

http://kitton060708.multiply.com/

Mabuhay ang Euroscoot!