jjmichaels on August 12, 2006, 07:10:43 AM

Modern Medical Practice

A Japanese physician says, "Medicine now in my country
is so advanced 
we can   take a kidney out of one man, put it in
another and have him 
looking for work in six weeks."

A German physician says, "That is nothing, we can take
a lung out of one
person, put it in another and have him looking for
work in four weeks."

A British physician says, "In my country, medicine is
so advanced we can
take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
another and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas physician, not to be outdone, says, "You
guys are way behind.
We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in
the White House
and now half the country is looking for work."
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