The Vespinoy VESPA Dictionary

The Vespinoy VESPA Dictionary
(Share your words here, there were plenty at Metrowalk)


Vespanot:  a bald Vespa Rider/ owner.

Here are some more...

Vespanis-a vespa that won't let itself be tuned. An out of condition Vespa.
Vespilay-a Vespa that's out of commission.
Vespapa-a bading Vespa rider.
Vespikon- a Vespa rider who's always mad at other vehicles.

Vespraning: a praning Vespa rider.
Vespancit:  order ng Vespa rider pancit at Luyong's (sabi ni direk)

Vespurol: a rider who needs practice

Vespuwet -  a condition with the following symptoms, numb right or left butt cheek (depends on preference), numb scrotum area, pins and needles down the leg of the numb butt cheek side.  Typically caused by long rides on your vespa or frugality in buying a new seat or having your old one upholstered.

Vespaka - a Vespa which has gone through several owners in one group, in tagalog...pinilahan na

Vesprend - your best Vespa buddy, or a name you call someone on a Vespa whose real name you have forgotten because of too much alcohol.

Vespare - *see Vesprend

Vespogi - isputing na isputing na iskut
Vespanget - not vespogi 
Vespalpak - when some service done on your wasp goes south
Vespanay - horny vespie
Vespaaral - vespanay with scholars

Vespasol - eto ba yung nabibili when you travel to the Laguna area?     hehehe corny!

Vespatrol - police in Vespas
Vespatis - the smell of a Vespa that has been soaked in flood
Vespating - a shady Vespa dealer or parts seller
Vespango - aka Vespinoy
 

Vesparazzi = minggoy

Vespandak: a short, short rider who needs a sidewalk 'coz his foot can't reach the ground, or  someone residing in Pandakan.
Vesparol: Xmas decor of vespa riders
Vespaghetti: kung ayaw mo ng Vespancit
Vespaketchup: vespaghetti na puro ketchup
Vespalaboy: ride ng ride. hoy! umuwi ka naman

vesparak - pulis din na naka-vespa ...

vespandesal 

Vespanucha = Vespa rider with his baon of coconut milk and palm sugar.
Vespa-agi = male Vespa rider into colonics.  Sister!

COLONICS!!!!! Bwahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah!!!

Vespanday - Jericho Rosales on a Vespa
Vespalinghado - look at Vespanis
Vespantasya - a PX1000